[tabi] Good Cop
- From: "Sila Miller" <silam@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <tabi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2010 19:13:38 -0400
Hi folks,
This is so not what I would usually post on this list as I realize it is not
necessarily appropriate. But, in light of our recent discussions, I simply
could not resist.
Sila
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and
makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her
hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell
and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking
desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her
personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I
pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn,
flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue
streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate
holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and
the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk,
so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''
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