Shaft,
Know it well – a well-known SOGAGG stopping point. I’m going to be heading
direct to the course so I can get some stuff done in the pro shop well before
the first tee time (0704) so I’ll catch you all there.
Cheers,
/Ace
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of ken dorren
Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2017 8:55 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: SPGAGG December Outing - Mount Woodson
For those interested in some food on the way to Mt Woodson, there is a
McDonald’s at
10628–10714 Scripps Poway Pkwy
San Diego, CA 92131
United States
Meet around 6?
Shaft
Sent from my iPad
On Dec 14, 2017, at 2:31 PM, Gar Wright <gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
<mailto:gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx> > wrote:
Now Pago Pago isn’t letting us in???? I thought that we were only banned
from the main island, but still could go back to visit the coral atolls
(escorted and fully bonded, of course). Clearly some of the damage we were
being blamed for by the Ili’Ili’ golf pro had been done by a Tsunami several
years earlier. And by the way, that particular incident with the humpback
whale was really not our fault…..
At some point, we’re going to need to invest in better disguises…..
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx <mailto:gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx>
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
[mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Dwayne Junker
Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2017 2:08 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [sogagg] Re: SPGAGG December Outing - Mount Woodson
KD/It’s this sort of pithy thinking that has made this society so unique, and
also more than explains why we are persona non grata in 17 states plus the
Virgin Islands and Pago Pago. Still, the revelations you have presented along
with the piercing questions you have put forth, well, you know – they need to
be addressed… Thus I’m bringing this email with me to the outing and once the
round is complete we will go through each to determine closure. This should
become pretty hilarious after the third pitcher of beer.
By the by, Hazard mentioned he’s never played the course before. Doesn’t the
first timer always bring the anti-snake venom….? You all probably are aware
of that time a couple years ago when Docho got bit by a rattler on the back
nine of Mount Woodson? We tried everything but despite our best efforts, the
snake died……
Cheers,
/Ace
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
[mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Gar Wright
Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2017 6:36 AM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [sogagg] Re: SPGAGG December Outing - Mount Woodson
Ace,
Your generosity continues to be legendary, (as is your choice in friends – but
that is another matter, and quite frankly – very concerning…..). I look
forward to a very memorable day of camaraderie, amity, and poor judgement.
A couple of notes and questions, if I may:
* I too hope that “Bagger” can make it. You mentioned that you thought
he was on your list. I want to assure you that he is on many, many lists.
(e.g. TSA watch list, Equifax “winner’s” list, IRS audit list, etc….)
* Will “Hazard” will actually driving the golf cart? If so, have you
teamed him with sufficient horsepower to pull one of these vehicles out of the
woods? (I noticed that you actually put “Woods” in the same foursome, so am
assuming some thought went into that). I have a clean change of clothes in
case there is another mudding accident….
* Got it on the green golf shirts. Just remember that OB has to take
“Pedie” out once in awhile, otherwise there is chaos at home….
* Having been the one responsible for suggesting “Docente Ocho” as a
callsign (I thought it meant “28”), after finally researching the actual
meaning of the word, “Docente” is roughly translated to mean “teacher”. So in
reality, “Docente Ocho” means “teacher of eight”. I am assuming, (based upon
personal observation), this means that “Docente” will continue to teach us all
how to score an “8” on a hole. I know that this will be revealing to some (who
have been known to get a much higher score than that when the conditions are
right….)
* Will “Axe” be bringing more deodorant? It’s been 2 years, and while
I haven’t yet used all of mine, (based upon a commitment to shower at least
every other week), would like to know when to expect the next deodorant
delivery.
* Want to let “Rules” know that I just received the current edition of
the SCGA handbook, and couldn’t find anything in there about the kinds of
situations that we normally get into (like how much to tip the beer cart
person, playing your shot after your partner has backed the cart over your golf
ball, who goes first when everybody has shanked their 2nd shot into a yard with
a very angry Doberman presiding….)
* “Ace” – will you be wearing bright colors so we know where you are?
(The green shirt might make it difficult to see you when you’re not in the
fairway – as unusual as that may sound…..)
* Will “Shaft” be bringing his own music?
* Will “Divot” be required to take one of these?
* Does “OB” know that he can play from “inside” the white stakes?
* Can “sHank” stay focused when he’ll probably only see his fellow
players on the tee box and (maybe) the green?
I hope that these, and other important questions, will be answered on Saturday,
as you have so graciously gathered us together to prove once again that
hopeless frustration with friends is so much better than hopeless frustration
alone….
“Satis Semper Malum”
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx <mailto:gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx>
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
[mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Dwayne Junker
Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2017 11:13 AM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [sogagg] SPGAGG December Outing - Mount Woodson
Society Members,
We’re good to go for our December SOGAGG outing at Mount Woodson Golf Course on
Saturday, December 16, 2017.
Note: You need not check in. I’ll have settled already and will have the
arrangements for the carts, etc. taken care of.
Teams and tee times:
0704:
* Axe
* Shaft
* Rules
* OB
0712:
* Knockdown
* Docente Ocho
* Divot
* Ace
0736:
* SHank
* Bagger
* Woods
* Hazard
Shirts: Green
It’s going to be a great day. Don’t forget it’s SOGAGG; Golf is just the
medium we use to have fun, relax and enjoy each other’s company.
Best to all,
/Ace
Dwayne N. Junker
Senior Advisor
Office of the President
(W) 619-702-1700
(M) 619-279-2008