Happy Birthday Ace-You're an inspiration to all of us.
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On Thu, Feb 8, 2018 at 6:56 AM, Gar Wright <gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
“Ace”,
For whatever reason, a number of SOGAGGers approached me to provide an
official birthday greeting to you. So let me begin by saying, all of
SOGAGG (local, international, intergalactic, subterranean, deep-ocean, and
imaginary chapters) send their greetings and best wishes to you for the
happiest of Birthdays.
As the founder of SOGAGG, you define our past and our future. And as far
as the present goes – we didn’t get you anything. [Nothing new here….
But in lieu of that, each of us is going to buy something nice for
ourselves. And I know that you wouldn’t want it any other way…..].
Several SOGAGGers wanted to send you a personal message. Some actually
attached their names to these messages. Others wished to remain
anonymous. Since I forgot who was who, I am listing all of these messages
(in the order in which they were received) as anonymous. (BTW, this is how
I sign my checks to the various charities being claimed on tax returns to
the IRS. Am also claiming golf expenses under “mental health medical
expenses”. It has occurred to me that these decisions may have something
to do with the need to keep changing tax accountants. But I digress….).
Here’s what I have received from the various SOGAGG chapters, thus far….
· *Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance
are born into this world. They are people who aim at greater things in
life. And today, one of them would like to wish you a very Happy Birthday.*
· *My advice would be that you grab two pieces of birthday cake –
one in each hand (for a balanced diet). Have a great day!!*
· *Happy Birthday Ace!! Enjoy another 364 days of an all-expense
paid trip around the sun.*
· *Ace:* *Thanks for always being older than me. Happy
Birthday!!*
· *You keep getting younger – only in reverse. **J*
· *Happy Birthday to an 18 year old, with XX years of “working
experience”…..*
· *Ace, I wanted to post the fanciest birthday message ever on
facebook for you today – but I had ‘typer’s block’, so Happy Birthday*
· *Getting older happens.., getting up is a choice. Think about
that on your birthday, and every day after that…... **J*
· *Happy Birthday! And remember this – If you lick all the
frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin. And muffins are good for you.
Happy Birthday.*
· *To someone (like me) who is old enough to have a Blockbuster
card. Happy Birthday. [Will there be cake???]*
· *Ace, I was going to mail you a birthday card, but my internet
connection came back just in time to send KD this message. So Happy
Birthday!!*
· *Remember, no matter what birthday it is, you’re never too old
to be a professional curler.*
*And finally…,*
· *Ace, I was going to make you a delicious rum cake – but I
decided to go with a regular cake. And now I’m too drunk to bake.*
So there you have it. An entire compendium of Birthday Wishes, from
these, your friends. (Try not to be too depressed about your choice of
friends -- just feel the love…..) J
Hope that you have a wonderful birthday.
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309 <(619)%20733-3309>
(fax) 619-435-0747 <(619)%20435-0747>
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
