KD - can't get that tune out of my head, 🎼🎤🎷, du bop du bop....
Shaft
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On May 3, 2016, at 8:23 PM, Gar Wright <gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Shaft: Got a call from my agent. Am supposed to cease this pro bono lyrics
writing stuff. But can’t help myself. Anyway, have fine-tuned the lyrics a
bit. Make certain that you get them memorized before your next big gig. J
KD
Shaft
Who's the SOGAGG dean
That's a long ball hitting golf machine?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would sink his putt for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't chip out
When there's sand traps all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad putter
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his partner…..
(“Bent Shaft”)
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of ken dorren
Sent: Tuesday, May 3, 2016 8:15 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: Lyrics that you MUST know....
KD - you obviously missed your calling, I almost fell out of my chair
laughing. I can dig it!
Best/Shaft
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On May 3, 2016, at 8:05 PM, Gar Wright <gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Shaft,
Forwarded FYI. Want to make sure that you are ready to sing your theme song
whenever it comes on the air… J
KD
Shaft
Who's the SOGAGG dean
That's a long ball hitting golf machine?
(Shaft!)
You're damn right
Who is the man
That would sink his putt for his brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't chip out
When there's sand traps all about
(Shaft!)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad putter
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his partner…..
(“Bent Shaft”)
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of ken dorren
Sent: Monday, May 2, 2016 7:47 PM
To: Gar Wright; SOGAGG
Subject: [sogagg] Re: LV After Action Report
KD - Bravo, Bravo, and Shaft was born. I will do my best to uphold the
moniker.
Shaft
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From: Gar Wright
Sent: Monday, May 2, 2016 5:46 PM
To: SOGAGG
Subject: [sogagg] LV After Action Report
I seem to recall being tasked to put together an “after action” on a certain
incident in Vegas. Under the mantra, what happens in LV stays in LV, the
subject’s name has been (partially) protected……
So here goes……
There was this big hitter named “Legs”, roar!!!!
Whose short game fell into bad dregs, poor….
And when he got chaffed
He bent his cleek shaft
And “gimmees” is what he now begs for….
When a short putt just slipped by the hole
In frustration he lost some control
In a fit, we all laughed
One called him “bent shaft”
A new callsign you bet we did dole.
This SOGAGGer’s trip to Las Vegas
When his putting became so outrageous
He bent his club shaft
New name we did draft
And as “Shaft” he is even more famous
[Just a start…., rest to be written when inspiration hits again….]
Others welcomed to join in.
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
