[SKRIVA] Konstiga kunder hos bokhandlare
- From: Ahrvid Engholm <ahrvid@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "skriva@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <skriva@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:32:15 +0200
En samling konstiga yttranden från bokahandlarkunder
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309635/Im-looking-Bible--whos-author-And-witless-hilarious-questions-customers-ask-bookshops.html
Några exempel:
Customer: Id like to return this Wheres Wally? book please.
Bookseller: Why?
Customer: Because Ive found him.
Customer: Urgh. Shakespeare. Hes everywhere, isnt he? You cant escape him. I
wish hed do us all a favour and just die.
Customer: I need a really awful book to give someone I hate. Any
recommendations?
Customer (holding up an art book): Wow, Picasso must have gone out with some
really ugly women.
Customer (buying a copy of Gullivers Travels): Im thinking of going
travelling, so I thought Id give this a read to give me ideas of places to go.
He seems to have gone to some really crazy parts of the world!
Customer (to her friend): I only like books that I can really believe happened,
you know? Like Twilight.
Customer: Pride and Prejudice was published a long time ago, right?
Bookseller: Yep.
Customer: I thought so. Colin Firths looking really good for his age, then.
Customer: Do you have audiobooks on sign language?
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