[ SHOWGSD-L ] what I learned not to do on sat the 14th

  • From: <tho@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 15 May 2005 03:02:36 -0700

after taking ativan and xanax and successfully (after only 4 trys) of giving 
myself my first injection of poison,One should not offer to whelp your 
roommates bitch delivering early while she drives 300 miles to pick up her 
daughter and son and law from the airport.Originally I started out with 4,mind 
you,4 able bodied(well for the most part)but experienced puppy whelper 
helpers,we ordered pizza,discussed holistic cures for my disease(not many buy 
my idea that cancer is really an alien invading the body and spreading through 
us to take over the galaxy)we then worked a bit on our spelling and grammar and 
I did ok considering im kinda looped on all these pills.at 7 I lost one 
helper,my next one fizzled on me at 10:30,my last one has held out till 2:30but 
must leave soon as she's taking my Killer Bee to Canada tomorrow(Look out 
Canada!Killer is our Nations secret weapon,and Medusa's grand child!)
so,I've delivered 8 or 9 puppies tonight,experienced spontaneous 
nausea(unexpected but quick!)The whole experience can be greatly intensified by 
a large pile of placenta puke If timed correctly. about 2am I looked at my 
hand(after washing the pretty green color from them) and notice  spontanious 
extremity swelling of my knuckles and fingers(Kinda looks like Im morphing into 
the incredible Hulk a piece at a time!
Margo just got home,Im taking my night meds and we may still have a puppy left 
to go,Oh and did I forget we are hand raising an orphan puppywhos spoiled 
rotton every couple hrs for friends and another friend is dropping off a 
c-section only baby in the morning to get clolstrom and let our momma raise her 
fathers child?
I also have thought up a new rule and made up punch cards....Mephisto gets 
several older bitches and quite a few that havent conceived before..they almost 
always have babies..right Al,12,Tiff and Joann,7,in the last few weeks.I have 
decided that 5 one puppy litters fills your punch card and i either get a stud 
fee or the 6 th only puppy!:) I may feel differently tomorrow after my 
shot...Night everyone,love you!
Happy Tami(Medusa'smom),Duce and a bunch of new babies,details later by someone 
who will remember it better then me.
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