after taking ativan and xanax and successfully (after only 4 trys) of giving myself my first injection of poison,One should not offer to whelp your roommates bitch delivering early while she drives 300 miles to pick up her daughter and son and law from the airport.Originally I started out with 4,mind you,4 able bodied(well for the most part)but experienced puppy whelper helpers,we ordered pizza,discussed holistic cures for my disease(not many buy my idea that cancer is really an alien invading the body and spreading through us to take over the galaxy)we then worked a bit on our spelling and grammar and I did ok considering im kinda looped on all these pills.at 7 I lost one helper,my next one fizzled on me at 10:30,my last one has held out till 2:30but must leave soon as she's taking my Killer Bee to Canada tomorrow(Look out Canada!Killer is our Nations secret weapon,and Medusa's grand child!) so,I've delivered 8 or 9 puppies tonight,experienced spontaneous nausea(unexpected but quick!)The whole experience can be greatly intensified by a large pile of placenta puke If timed correctly. about 2am I looked at my hand(after washing the pretty green color from them) and notice spontanious extremity swelling of my knuckles and fingers(Kinda looks like Im morphing into the incredible Hulk a piece at a time! Margo just got home,Im taking my night meds and we may still have a puppy left to go,Oh and did I forget we are hand raising an orphan puppywhos spoiled rotton every couple hrs for friends and another friend is dropping off a c-section only baby in the morning to get clolstrom and let our momma raise her fathers child? I also have thought up a new rule and made up punch cards....Mephisto gets several older bitches and quite a few that havent conceived before..they almost always have babies..right Al,12,Tiff and Joann,7,in the last few weeks.I have decided that 5 one puppy litters fills your punch card and i either get a stud fee or the 6 th only puppy!:) I may feel differently tomorrow after my shot...Night everyone,love you! Happy Tami(Medusa'smom),Duce and a bunch of new babies,details later by someone who will remember it better then me. ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2005. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://www.showgsd.org ============================================================================