Ahha! Maybe Gail should start accepting articles for the Review like these. Subscriptions would soar and therefore ads from commercial accounts. We could start with the Internet scandal over the fixed Kolby voting. The lengths that some will go to to sell calendars. We could run innumerable stories about the adventures of FB and Bill. The possibilities are endless! We would need a roving reporter to attend the shows and take candid shots. Maybe Bob Lindsay could do double duty? My mind is running wild but much of it could not be published! BTW.... I was thinking that I would love to have a J LO butt implant, like so many have, but my husband said that the chip industry would have to cut down in Ca. as there would be no silicone left! -------Original Message------- From: WLFHRTGSD@xxxxxxx Date: 12/31/04 12:18:51 To: campaigners@xxxxxxxxxxxx; showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx; NHANSBURG@xxxxxxxxxx Subject: Re: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: thisa and thata In a message dated 12/30/04 9:16:04 PM, campaigners@xxxxxxxxxxxx writes: << Norma, Do you buy those papers in the check out line or just read them and laugh like so many of us? >> Joan - I fail to see the humor here - what is funny about reading the news? If we didn't have journalists and reporters, we really WOULDN't know about life beyond dogs. Besides, I am VERY concerned over Paris' wardrobe (or lack thereof, as evidenced by the small pieces of material covering some vital areas). I have a GREAT deal of sympathy for poor Jennifer Lopez. Did you know that when she shops, the stores cut out the size (6, for the record) and sew in a label saying "Size 2". Why, if she ever had to face that awful size 6, she could very well wind up in an institution! And if it weren't for Bat Boy, we NEVER would have gotten Saddam! I think he's still looking for Osama. I am not ashamed to tell all - YEP FOLKS I BUY 'EM! <GASP> Why, even the DOGS find them useful! My bitch is sometimes so upset by the Brad & Jen baby battle she shreds the whole paper! And, since my attempted humor generally falls a bit short of the mark, this whole post is MEANT to be a joke - except I really do buy the tabloids about once a month. Kelly ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2004. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://www.showgsd.org ============================================================================