[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: the final solution
- From: NHANSBURGH@xxxxxxxxxx
- To: pmick12@xxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sat, 11 Aug 2007 20:33:26 -0400
THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE READ IN MONTHS.....HOW ABOUT ONE ON THE
ALL BREED SHOWS NEXT?
----- Original Message -----
From: Peggy <pmick12@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Saturday, August 11, 2007 6:28 pm
Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] the final solution
To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> When I saw this come up on the list, it actually sounded pretty
> good!
> So..I amplified....if you opt out of your assignment to judge dogs
> or
> bitches the following year, the assignment
> goes to the owner of the Reserve animal. If that person also opts
> out,
> then the owner of whatever animal went 2nd to the Winner, or 2nd to
> the
> Reserve (following on) gets it.
> If you don't want to judge the Breed, the owner of Best Opp gets to
> do
> it, and you get to judge the Futurity/Maturity finals.
> If you don't want to judge any of these things, then you can't
> show
> your dog at all...or you must do it yourself, and your regular
> handler
> will take your assignment should you win.
> Of
course, that handler's regular clients can't show the following
> year...........
> Is this starting to sound equitable to you?
> Herding will be judged by whoever can bring the most
> sheep
> and/or ducks...Rally by someone who kept trying to get an obedience
> title and never managed to pull it off.
> Obedience will be judged, at all times, by someone from the WDA who
> never showed in conformation anywhere, in any venue.
>
> After all that is over, there will be a cake decorating
> contest,
> with Ileana as permanent judge, every year.
> After the F/M finals, there will be two contests: one is a
> huge
> trivia game...Peggy and Bud will judge...Jack can't play because he
> gets
> his wars mixed up.
> The other contest is identifying and explaining quotes from
> the
> Bible...Jane can't play...she is the permanent judge.
>
> If this isn't enough to keep everyone happy, we will have one more
> contest in which eve
ryone who knows his or her genetic background
> will
> prepare an authentic ethnic dish to be judged by judges chosen
> twenty
> days beforehand....they will need that much time to diet so they
> can
> really do a good job. (Gary, are you paying attention?)
>
> The winners of the trivia game get to select the nominees
> for
> Officers for the coming year. Winners of the ethnic cooking
> contest can
> vote...no one else.
> Winners of the Bible quote contest nominate people to run
> for
> the Board...no one who falls into any of the categories above named
> is
> eligible.
>
> When the whole event is finally over (this has been an 8 day event,
> but
> nobody is allowed to protest)...Ed will teach everyone how to count
> to
> 35and names will be selected from a Huggies or Luvs Box, empty, of
> course, to take over various committees....the only prerequisite is
> that
> they learned how to count to 35 in Ed's class. Dean Wylie will
> supe
rvise, and
> Dave Rinke will conduct a seminar on how to teach counting to 35.
>
> Paul Johnson, Walter Falk, and, Randy Chestnut will be in charge of
> ticket sales for the show, and Lee Brown will be in charge of
> selling
> ringside seats...I suggest a price of $1000 per chair. Fred,
> Bart,
> and Betty Radzevich will be around to see that nobody pockets any
> of the
> money.
>
> Throughout the length of the National, no one is allowed to give
> a
> private party--unless they are giving away money.
>
> Stay tuned to hear more wonderful ideas...........
>
> Peggy
>
>
> Peggy wrote:
>
> >Even better: How about this idea:
> > Owner of Winners Bitch judges dogs the following year.
> > Owner of Winners Dog judges bitches the following year.
> > Owner of Best of Breed judges Best of Breed the following
> year.> Futurity AND Maturity each year is judged by the
> owner of
> >the previous year's Best Opposite.
> >
> >
Of course, each time you judge, you can't compete for two
> years
> >in any venue.........AND if you opt out of the judging assignment,
> you must
> >ring steward.
> > Free lunch will be provided to all judges and winners,
> of course.
> >
> >Peggy
> >
> >
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