[ SHOWGSD-L ] sort of OT - The 10(12) Commandments - NAIS version
- From: "Ginger Cleary" <cleary1414@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Showgsd-L@Freelists. Org" <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:00:58 -0500
The Ten Commandments
(N.A.I.S. Version)
1~ Thou shall have no other authority over you than the USDA.
2~ Thou shalt Mark thy animals and thy Property with a 15 digit symbol of th
e USDA's authority, that it may be read by the USDA from the Heavens above
or on the Earth below or in the Waters of the Earth.
3~ Thou shalt surrender thyself to the USDA, and serve them, for the USDA is
a jealous god, visiting high fines upon the fathers and the children unto
the 3rd and 4th generations of them that refuse compliance.
4~ Thou shalt not take the name of the USDA in vain, and shall take the name
and mark of the USDA, and label thyself and thy animals as owned by the
USDA, for the USDA shall not hold guiltless, those that are not marked.
5~ Thou shalt Remember the 24 hour report and the 48 hour trace back and
keep them holy. Remember the daily reports and keep them current, for 23
hours shall thou work and in the 24 th hour shalt thou make reports of all
your animals actions and travels, and those of your sons and your daughters
as they interact with animals, and of thy sheep and thy goats and thy cows
and thy horses and thy Camelid's {thy Alpaca's and Llama's} and thy bison
and thy Cervids {thy deer and elk} and thy swine and thy poultry {thy
chickens and ducks and geese and guineas and pigeons and pheasants and quail
and turkeys} and thy fishes {thy clams and crawfish and catfish and mussels
and oysters and thy salmon and thy striped bass and thy shrimp and tilapia
and thy trout
6~ Thou shall honor the USDA, as the highest Authority in the Earth, so that
it's days shall be long in the Earth
7~ Thou shalt not kill any animal for food without reporting which animal
you are preparing for your meal. Ye shall report each time you eat meat you
have raised for your own use.
8~ Thou shalt not commit adultery against the USDA, Ye shall not use any
other system or method to mark, track movement, or report your animals
whereabouts.
9~ Thou shalt not keep any animal for yourself,
all must be reported to the USDA
and control of them transferred to the USDA,
you shall not steal your animals back from the USDA, by removing their tags
or chips.
10~ Thou shall not report false information to the USDA; ye shall not fail
to report all movements of your privately owned animals held on your private
property.
11~ Thou shalt not covet the control of the USDA for yourself or others,
thou shall not covet privacy or ownership of anything you have worked for,
or bought with your own wages, or been given to you by anyone
Yet, you shall surrender all that the USDA covets from you.
12~ Ye shall not take any Authority as greater than
the USDA, neither shall ye use any mark of silver or gold, other than that
of the USDA.
Ginger Cleary, Rome, GA
http://www.rihadin.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/pet-law/
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics
won't take an interest in you. -Pericles (430 B.C.)
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