Re the hoax letter! I wonder if Mr Tiger is the same Mr Tiger Williams who sent me the same letter, just a different price and puppy! After awhile you can just tell by the tone of the letter! Anja ----- Original Message ----- From: Showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Sunday, July 03, 2005 8:57 PM To: showgsd-l digest users Subject: showgsd-l Digest V2 #1745 showgsd-l Digest Sun, 03 Jul 2005 Volume: 02 Issue: 1745 In This Issue: #1: From: Elsyd1@xxxxxxx Subject: Re: training to whelp a litter #2: From: "Carol Weale" <dankagsd01@xxxxxxx> Subject: Re: training to whelp #3: From: MAJTEACH@xxxxxxx Subject: Re: training to whelp a litter #4: From: Peggy <pmick@xxxxxxxxx> Subject: Re: training to whelp a litter #5: From: Peggy <pmick@xxxxxxxxx> Subject: whelping and puppy intensive care seminar, Phoenix, AZ a #6: From: Tiffany Bartley <gsdjoelle@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: hoax or not #7: From: "Cyndy" <cyndy@xxxxxxxxxx> Subject: Re: hoax or not ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Msg: #1 in digest From: Elsyd1@xxxxxxx Date: Sun, 3 Jul 2005 23:14:11 EDT Subject: Re: training to whelp a litter You forgot (# 11)....the part about eating a whole box of Ex-Lax when she starts labor. Syd In a message dated 7/3/2005 8:04:22 P.M. Pacific Standard Time, ELG440@xxxxxxx writes: In a message dated 7/3/2005 10:47:45 A.M. Pacific Standard Time, texasgsds@xxxxxxxxx writes: How did you gain knowledge and experience in whelping a litter before you bred and whelped your first litter? The best training would be done in ten easy steps. 1. Stand at the top of a tall seven story building on a ledge, and then drop at least five floors, and try to land on that ledge as you go by. This will help you understand the emotions you will have when the first puppy comes into the world. 2. Stay awake four night in a row, and try to sit in as uncomfortable a position as you can. Be sure you don't have a blanket or pillow. You must sit on the floor for this time. 3. Find a way to let your bitch lie down next to you, and set the outside area on fire, so that you can panic every time she tries to go out. 4. Turn off all your electricity on the coldest day of the year, and stuff up the chimney on the fireplace so the house fills with smoke. (You can get the same effect by turning off the electricity on the hottest day, and have all the ice in your refrigerator melt when you need it). 5. Wait until you need a medication at the last minute, but take the battery out of your car, so you can't go anywhere to get it. Insulin works well for this situation, but only if you are diabetic. 6. Take a piece of egg plant, and try to tie a knot around it with string, after you slather it with butter. You can only use one hand, as you have to keep your bitch away from the egg plant. 7. Find the most disgusting bloody thing you can think of, and then learn to move it from hand to hand, while you eat a baloney sandwich. Cow intestines seem to work well for this experiment. 8. Buy as many movies as you can where you can hear screaming, and record the screams, then play them over and over. When you no longer notice them, you are ready to whelp a litter. 9. Drive ten miles from home, and then try to get back in less than 20 seconds. It is best if you have a small car, and it is icy, but there are alternative such as a rocky windy road, or one with lots of older drivers in front of you. 10. Take an important month of your life, and give it up. Don't call anyone, don't answer the phone, refuse any deliveries, and make sure you don't watch television, go on line, or listen to books on tape. You are now ready to whelp a litter. NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. SYD MAILBERG (MS) 23910 SE 276TH ST MAPLE VALLEY, WA. 98038 _WWW.KINGSWOODGERMANSHEPHERDS.HOMESTEAD.COM_ (http://www.kingswoodgermanshepherds.homestead.com/) COMMISSION ARTWORK ------------------------------ Msg: #2 in digest From: "Carol Weale" <dankagsd01@xxxxxxx> Subject: Re: training to whelp Date: Sun, 3 Jul 2005 20:19:44 -0700 Evan, You forgot one very important thing. After you have stayed up four days and four nights without blanket or pillow and you can't keep your eyes open another minute, that is when the whelping will begin. Carol W ------------------------------ Msg: #3 in digest From: MAJTEACH@xxxxxxx Date: Sun, 3 Jul 2005 23:23:21 EDT Subject: Re: training to whelp a litter In a message dated 7/3/2005 8:04:09 PM Pacific Standard Time, ELG440@aolcom writes: You are now ready to whelp a litter. 11. When all else fails....scream for Tedi. Colette ------------------------------ Msg: #4 in digest Date: Sun, 03 Jul 2005 23:23:18 -0400 From: Peggy <pmick@xxxxxxxxx> Subject: Re: training to whelp a litter Actually, the very best way would be to be present at at least one whelping beforehand, altho that's not always possible. So, get a good book or two, and maybe a video (there are some available somewhere)...make sure your vet is going to be available and maybe a good friend who has experience, and hope for the best. btw - it doesn't matter what breed you get the experience in---and after some breeds, Shepherds are comparatively easy. If you can go to a seminar, do so...........there is a woman named Myra Savant who gives seminars on whelping and caring for neonate puppies.............she's giving one at the end of August in Phoenix..........(information available on request, and I'll also post the info to the list. Peggy >In a message dated 7/3/2005 10:47:45 A.M. Pacific Standard Time, >texasgsds@xxxxxxxxx writes: >How did you gain knowledge and experience in whelping a litter before you >bred and whelped your first litter? > > ------------------------------ Msg: #5 in digest Date: Sun, 03 Jul 2005 23:33:37 -0400 From: Peggy <pmick@xxxxxxxxx> Subject: whelping and puppy intensive care seminar, Phoenix, AZ a permission is given to crosspost shared by Peggy CANINE REPRODUCTION, WHELPING, AND PUPPY INTENSIVE CARE - SATURDAY, AUGUST 27, 2005 Sponsored by the Mid Arizona Shetland Sheepdog Club PRESENTED BY MYRA SAVANT, R.N. Myra Savant, RN is a frequent and well received presenter at specialty national shows and dog clubs around the country. She is the author of two books, Puppy Intensive Care, and Canine Reproduction. Ms. Savant's seminar will help breeders learn to recognize and assess puppies in distress quickly, when acting efficiently with the proper equipment can make the difference in a successful whelping. Learning how to utilize an incubator, set up a puppy intensive care nursery, administer heat, sub q fluids, oxygen, and where to acquire the necessary equipment for prompt response will be covered. In the afternoon session, canine reproduction will be examined. Topics covered will include care and breeding of sire and dam, increasing the chances of getting your bitch in whelp, artificial insemination, diet, prenatal care, c-section births, eclampsia, and many related subjects. Emphasis on the special concerns of brachecephalic breeds will be covered. Breeders consistently respond to Ms. Savant's seminar with statements like, "I've been breeding dogs for over 25 years and I've learned something new. A wealth of practical knowledge." We plan, at length, for that very special breeding. This seminar is well worth insuring the best outcome possible. Ms. Savant's books and DVD demonstrating techniques and other equipment will be available for sale at the seminar. WHEN: August 27,2005 10:00am to 5:30pm (lunch break at local restaurants) WHERE: Mustang Library Auditorium, Scottsdale Arizona REGISTRATION: $40.00 per person FOOD: Coffee and snacks provided (Library beverage concession also available) DIRECTIONS: Schedule and directions included in e-mail confirmation For more information: email Dawn Pecora at MIDAZSSC@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx or telephone 602-942-0643 REGISTRATION FOR THIS SEMINAR MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE: MASSC MAIL TO: Joyce Gunsalus MASSC Seminar 5448 W. Shaw Butte Drive Phoenix AZ 85304 PLEASE let them know how many people will be attending, and provide your breed and email address, as confirmations will be sent by email unless otherwise requested. Hope to see you there, Dawn Pecora Mid Arizona Shetland Sheepdog Club ------------------------------ Msg: #6 in digest Date: Sun, 3 Jul 2005 20:52:03 -0700 (PDT) From: Tiffany Bartley <gsdjoelle@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Subject: hoax or not Hello, Thanks for your mail,i am okay with the selling price of the puppy. I have an associate in the State,who is owning me a sum of ($4000),and i have contacted him to issue out the payment to you,it will be in a cashier check,so when you get the check,deduct the amount of the puppy and also deduct $100 for the feeding's of the puppy and have the rest of the money send to my shipping company VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER,so that will use some of the money and start making arangement of coming for the pick-up,and you don't have to worry about the shipping of the puppy,my shipping company has asured me that everything will be okay,i should let you know they will ship the puppy in a nice way. If this term condition is aceptable by you. I will like you to get back to me with your, Full name: Home Address: City: State: Country and zipcode: Telephone number (day or night). This are the following details i will need from you. My shipping company also advise me to let you know you are supose to take the puppy for vet check,before they will be coming for the pick-up. I and my family can't wait to see the puppy home,i will like to know what the puppy like best,we live in a big ENVIROMENT,and the puppy will be our family pet,when we are THROUGH with this TRANSACTION,and the puppy is been shiped to our home in U.k,i will send you some pics of how we and the puppy are doing. Here is my phone number (+447031846517 or +447040124102). Free to contact me at anytime. Hope to hear from you soon. Best Regard, Mr Tiger.. ------------------------------ Msg: #7 in digest From: "Cyndy" <cyndy@xxxxxxxxxx> Subject: Re: hoax or not Date: Sun, 3 Jul 2005 22:55:29 -0500 HOAX. Do NOT ever transfer money Western Union. -----Original Message----- From: showgsd-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:showgsd-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Tiffany Bartley Sent: Sunday, July 03, 2005 10:52 PM To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] hoax or not Hello, Thanks for your mail,i am okay with the selling price of the puppy. I have an associate in the State,who is owning me a sum of ($4000),and i have contacted him to issue out the payment to you,it will be in a cashier check,so when you get the check,deduct the amount of the puppy and also deduct $100 for the feeding's of the puppy and have the rest of the money send to my shipping company VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER,so that will use some of the money and start making arangement of coming for the pick-up,and you don't have to worry about the shipping of the puppy,my shipping company has asured me that everything will be okay,i should let you know they will ship the puppy in a nice way. If this term condition is aceptable by you. I will like you to get back to me with your, Full name: Home Address: City: State: Country and zipcode: Telephone number (day or night). This are the following details i will need from you. My shipping company also advise me to let you know you are supose to take the puppy for vet check,before they will be coming for the pick-up. I and my family can't wait to see the puppy home,i will like to know what the puppy like best,we live in a big ENVIROMENT,and the puppy will be our family pet,when we are THROUGH with this TRANSACTION,and the puppy is been shiped to our home in U.k,i will send you some pics of how we and the puppy are doing. Here is my phone number (+447031846517 or +447040124102). Free to contact me at anytime. Hope to hear from you soon. Best Regard, Mr Tiger.. ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2005. 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