[ SHOWGSD-L ] redneck spelling, mispronouncings, and jokes
- From: "RivendellP" <rivendellp@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <Rikers123@xxxxxxx>, <Showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:15:06 -0700
Paul opines...
I believe in all of the below...so "I am a Redneck" and will proudly
pronounce that to anyone who will listen.
Damn...how could ya not?
Paul
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the
phrase, "One nation, under God."
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter
Festival."
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart
when they play the National Anthem.
You ! might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect,
and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid
to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to
do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me,
have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked
about in this email.
God Bless the U S A !
Denise Groenewald
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