[ SHOWGSD-L ] not about GSD's but funny

From: Terry Cochran <fairway97045@xxxxxxxxx>
To: "showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 15 Dec 2011 07:55:46 -0800 (PST)
THE MORAL OF THIS   STORY...KEEP YOUR DOG ON A SHORT LEASH...
TrueStory â?? 2-         DuckHunters In Wisconsin! 
ABSOLUTELYA TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE 
INCIDENT.
A   guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 with monthly payments of   
$560.00. He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin ..
It's   mid-winter.............and of course all of the lakes are frozen.
These   two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the 
new   NAVIGATOR
They   decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks 
to   focus on, something for the decoys to float on. 

Now..................making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a   
passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the   average drill 
auger can produce.
So........................out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of 
dynamite with   a short 40 second-fuse. 

Our two Rocket   Scientists.....................afraid they might slip on the 
ice while trying   to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, 
along with the   Navigator), decide on the following course of action:
they   light the 40 second fuse; then,
with   a mighty thrust,
they   throw the stick of dynamite 
as far away as possible. 

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the   NAVIGATOR, the 
GUNS, and the DOG...?
Let's   talk about the dog:
A   highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things   thrown by 
the owner.
You   guessed it......................The dog takes off across the ice at a 
high   rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 
40-second   fuse........................ just as it hits the ice. 

The two men   swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in 
their necks   swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at 
the dog to   stop.
The   dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
One   hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The 
shotgun is loaded   with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. 

The dog   stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
Another   shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused 
and of   course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have goneinsane!!!!!! 

The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the   brand new Navigator. 

The men continue to scream as they run. The red   hot exhaust pipe on the truck 
touches the dog's rear   end..........................he yelps, drops the 
dynamite under the truck and   takes off after his master. 

Then KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! 

The truck   is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving 
the two idiots standing there with 'I can't believe this   just happened' 
looks on their faces. 

The insurance company says   that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use 
of explosives is NOT   COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make 
the first of those   $560.00 a month payments. 

The dog is okay....doing fine. 

And   to think you thoughtall Rednecks lived in the   South.......
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