SALLY, You forgot the classic that EVERYONE has experienced at least once. That big head comes UP as you are going DOWN. Results?? For me it was a broken nose ONCE and black eyes more than a couple of times......... -- Suzanne www.tsalishepherds.com Home of BIS/BISS Ch Yancy HIC HT PT RA CD TC CGC BH, Helios SchH3, Ch Flair, Tess [150 PLUS ROM points/40 ATAA points], Lil' Miss Gilli RN[Mjr Res Winner] and all the others waiting at the bridge. Website updated 06/07 -------------- Original message -------------- From: "Sally" <sally@xxxxxxxxxxx> > > 1. This is accomplished by racing me to the back door ? hitting my leg > and tearing the cartilage ? result surgery > > 2. Stepping on my heel causing my foot to stop moving as I am walking > with 6 full dog pans in my hands > > Result I go down and the birds have a feast > > 3. Running up to love me while I am bending over to pick up dog pans. > Result glasses broken > > > > The list goes on and on > > > > I can only hope some intruder gets the same treatment I do. But I doubt it > as no criminal would be dumb enough to come in here > > > Sally ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2007. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - www.showgsd.org ============================================================================