[ SHOWGSD-L ] its sunny....I'm bored....where's Mom?

From: Dawn Restuccia <windwych@xxxxxxxxx>
To: gsd <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:07:58 -0700 (PDT)
(I have been blinded by the large orange orb in the heavens...and suffering one 
too many migraines which release my "creative" side...)

Hmmmm, she must have forgot me. No more tasty stuff in my bone...OOOooo. ..lets 
see how THIS tastes...ugh. Why does she keep all these green things and dirt in 
the house? Doesn't she know they belong outside? Well, I KNOW she didn't leave 
this crate in my way on PURPOSE...(oooof. ..grunt.. grunt..shove) ..Gracie, you 
must be gaining weight!...Ahhh. ..OUT of there! (blompblomopblompbl omp..sound 
of HEAVY feet traipsing).. .Wonder why Mom left the basement door open? lets 
just seeeeeee...maybe there is something TASTY down there...OH YES!!!! LINTLINT 
LINT!!!! Would have a bit more flavor with just a hint of gravy, but it will do 
in a pinch. I bet she left that on the floor JUST for ME!!!!! I know my Mom 
LOVES ME. Oh, here she is!!! Look at me Mom!!!! I'm a GOOD GIRL!!! See, I got 
rid of all that lint for you!!! Whhhhhaaaat? ??? No good????? But I don't WANNA 
go outside!!!!! SHE'S outside and she BARKS at me!!!! I don't care if its sunny 
out there, there's
 nothing
to EAT out there!!! Oh! yeah, I forgot....my "sandyhole". ...THAT will top off 
the lint quite nicely! WAIT! Whats THIS??? Someone filled in my hole!!! They 
must have been confused; probably didn't realize that I had just reached the 
really GOOD stuff.(digdigdigdig followed by the sound of irate person screaming 
KIZZYKIZZYKIZZY! !!!) Oh now you WANT me in??? Okay! pantpantpant. ..here I 
come....takes a minute.....oh these STEPS....pantpantpa nt....Crate? ?? 
whaddyamean CRATE!!!!!
Dawn


      
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