This is EXACTLY why I live in the country! Rebecca Little Peakes Brook German Shepherds http://www.peakesbrookshepherds.com/ ----- Original Message ----- From: <InquestGSD@xxxxxxx> To: <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Thursday, April 22, 2010 9:05 PM Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] fanatics....barking up the wrong tree > Monday I helped a neighbor with car trouble, her battery was dead and I > jump started her. > She said thank you, and since I know her to be a very quiet sort of lady, > we bid good bye and moved on. > > Today she left a note in my mailbox, with her name and address. She > expects > me to pay for her car wash and detailing job, as she noticed that I have > bird feeders, and thus I must be attracting the birds that are pooping on > her car. > > SO........I wrote her a note that said: "I am so glad to hear you were > able to drive your car to the car wash after I assisted you with your dead > battery. As soon as you can provide DNA evidence that the poop on your > car > was directly "outsourced" by the birds that eat out of MY bird feeders, > and > specifically out of the bird seeds I provide, I will be glad to write you > a > check for $25 for your next car wash". > > To make this dog related, we recently found out she is the person calling > animal control anytime she hears a dog barking, because she finds that > behavior "disturbing". My next door neighbors had their beagle impounded > while > away at church...and they were not feeling very Christian when they found > out she had called animal control. She had no problem admitting to that, > and > then she explained that she didn't join the neighborhood Christmas party > because she is allergic to animals, and many of us had our dogs with us, > which she found inconsiderate. Bless her heart.......<g>.... > > Neighbors.....neighbors.....sigh..... > > Luckily her house is under contract......<G> > > Ileana > > > ============================================================================ > POST is Copyrighted 2009. All material remains the property of the > original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or > FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the > original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. > > ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY > MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS > PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY > FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL > BE PROSECUTED. > > For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx > > VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://showgsd.org > NATIONAL BLOG - http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/ > ============================================================================ > > ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2009. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://showgsd.org NATIONAL BLOG - http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/ ============================================================================