[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: a letter to Santa
- From: NHANSBURG@xxxxxxxxxx
- To: pmick12@xxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 22:12:13 -0500
Thank you for wonderful ending to a terrific day. It just hit the spot.
----- Original Message -----
From: Peggy <pmick12@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tuesday, December 12, 2006 5:42 pm
Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] a letter to Santa
To: Showgsd-l <Showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>
> Dear Santa,
>
> I've been a good doggy mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled
> my dogs
> on demand, visited the Vet's office more than my own doctor, spend
> more on
> their shampoos and conditioners than I do for myself, and most of
> the time they
> are groomed better than I am. I was hoping you could spread my
> list out over
> several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my a
> black marker
> pen on the back of a dog food receipt in the laundry room between
> cycles of
> dog bedding, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the
> near
> future with puppies coming and dog shows on the he horizon.
>
> Here are my Christmas wishes:
>
> I'd like a pair of legs t
hat don't ache (in any color, except
> purple,which I
> already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but
> are strong
> enough to put my struggling dog into the tub for a bath.
>
> I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere eating dog show
> food and
> at least three show outfits and some jeans that will zip all the
> way up
> without the use of power tools.
>
> If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like noseprint
> resistant
> windows, floors that clean themselves, and a refrigerator with a
> secret
> compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to eat my own
> snacks without having
> to share with a pack of barking maniacs.
>
> On the practical side, I could use a battery operated dog that is
> always
> stacked perfectly and moves to perfection on my command to boost my
> showing
> confidence, along with at least two bitches who don't bump each
> other to start a
> fight.
>
> I could also use a
recording of The Dog Whisperer chanting "Don't
> pee in
> the living room" and "Get off of her, she is not in heat" because
> my voice
> seems to be just out of my dog's hearing range and can only be
> heard by the next
> door neighbors who are at least an acre away.
>
> If it's too late to find any of these things, I'd settle for
> enough time to
> brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury
> of eating
> food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a
> Styrofoam
> container at a dog show.
>
> If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to
> brighten the
> holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare a doggy
> lock down
> session? It will clear my conscience immensely when I look at those
> miserable
> little faces. It would be helpful if you could coerce my husband
> and children
> to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were
> the
> bosses of an org
anized crime family because after all, this is for
> MY Dogs!
>
> Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is ringing and some of my
> dogs saw my
> feet under the laundry room door. They think I am eating dinner in
> here again
> and they are missing out on leftovers.
>
> Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door
> and look
> down so that you don't step into an "accident".
>
> I would have left cookies, but between the dogs and the cat, there
> is no
> chance that anything other than drool will be left on the plate.
> I left you a
> Hot Toddy to warm you from the cold, but after a day like this, I
> drank it
> myself.
> Yours Always,
> Doggy Mom
>
> P.S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can
> keep my
> "doggy kids" in perfect show coats so that they win at the shows.
> Be sure that this gets passed on to all the doggy mommies you
> know, and if
> you belong to as many lists as I do, you will be
very busy. LOL
> ,_.__
>
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