White Castle hamburgers are small, (about four inches) and a very thin patty of meat. The meat is made with small holes in it, and covered with onions when they fry them. Then they are put on a very soft hot bun, and sold mostly to young men who are so drunk that they don't taste the first ten or so, before the grease starts to soak up the alcohol, and then the next ten taste salty and tend to take care of any hunger, before you pass out, and wake up full. There are a number of people who have never tasted a White Castle, and mostly they were deprived of a depraved childhood. If you haven't had one by age 20, you have missed the best part of the experience. You probably also never learned to burp in rhyme with your best friend, never knew how to properly demonstrate projectile vomiting, what your best girl looks like with grease and mustard on her chin, and what true and honest heart burn was all about. And, of course you never knew the joy of a hamburger blasting out your nose from laughing. I can't wait to have my first ten at the national. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Evan _Asgard German Shepherds_ (http://www.asgardgsd.com/) http://www.asgardgsd.com/ Where Type Movement and Temperament come together ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2006. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - URL temporarily deleted due to AOL issues ============================================================================