[ SHOWGSD-L ] Top ten reasons to stay away from Colorado
- From: ELG440@xxxxxxx
- To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 1 Aug 2005 01:03:15 EDT
1. Rocky Mountains. Your dogs will end up with cut pads,. from the rocks.
2. Air. Everyone knows Colorado it high up, and none of us will be able to
breath.
3. Trees. They have trees, and trees have tics, and tics cause lime
disease. All our dogs will be yellow/green in color from lime disease.
3. They will pass breed specific legislation while we are there, and we
won't be able to take our dogs home.
4. Denver is known for good ski resorts. None of our dogs know to get out
of the way of a downhill racer and it could cause a lot of injuries.
5. There are no cheese factories in Colorado, so a number of our dogs will
be unable to eat sufficiently.
6. Snow. Everyone knows about how much snow they get, and driving on the
mountains might cause a great deal of accidents.
7. Yodel. No one outside of Colorado will be able to talk to anyone else,
unless they can yodel, and no one can do that, as we know.
8. They have very few milk cows, since they have no more ranches. The
sheepherders have destroyed the grazing land, so we won't have sheet to herd.
9. there are no Grand Victors from Colorado in the past few years, so the
quality will be bad.
10. If no one comes, I will have a better chance to win.
Why would the board do this to us?
Evan
_Asgard German Shepherds_ (http://www.asgardgsd.com/)
http://www.asgardgsd.com/
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