These two posts together could easily be two of the best posts ever to
anyone who loves to laugh!! <G>
Carolyn marhaven@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
www.marhaven.com
On Behalf Of Redacted sender "ELG440" for DMARC Sent: Monday, May 01,
2017 10:29 AM
I followed carefully what has been going on with the GSDCA. I know
nothing. I have heard nothing, (other than from Flower Boy), and
therefore, what I have done is suggested what should have been dong.
In a message dated 4/29/2017 2:52:24 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time,
edwinx@xxxxxxxxxxx writes:
The following is the top ten things that did NOT happen at the Board
Meeting this weekend but would have been Kool if it had!
10. Board appointed FB chairman of the membership committee! Can dead
people join the club, it didn't happen
It was decided that so many "brain dead" people already are on the
membership, mostly as judges, the club will accept dead members, but
they will not be allowed to vote. They will be accepted as associated
past-life members.
9. Bankhead went rogue and snuck in a video camera and showed the
Meeting live on FB, that's Face Book, not Flower Boy... it didn't
happen
Linda is holding the video to show if she doesn't get the National to
judge next year. The rumor, (fact not dog), is that it includes some
special sections about after hour board activities;
8. President had a closed session, he was the only one that
attended..... it didn't happen
There was a closed session, but no one showed up since the
announcement of the session was given in a prior closed session, where
no one was there.
7. Board voted to have a semi-annual Symposium in Vegas or New
Orleans....it didn't happen
However, it was considered to have a seminar in Keocuck, Iowa, or
Flint, Michigan, and everyone was to bring their own water.
6. Board enacted a new rule: no member can pay another member's
membership dues! But they can pay some one's federal taxes.....it
didn't happen
Instead it was considered if we could just have membership dues paid
anomalously and then everyone would be considered a member. If you
determined not to be a member, there would be an extra fee to be not
included.
5. President urged board members to have open discussions on "Da List"
about matters that effect the club..... that damn sure didn't happen!
The board asked Carmen to post on Twitter each morning between three
and four A.M. what he thinks is going on with the club, and what he
thinks is false minutes, and who he wants to reappoint as new board
members. He also was given authority to ignore the elections and use
his best information for who won. Those who don't agree with him will
be appointed a special envy from the GSDCA to North Korea.
4.term limits are now in effect! ( finally) no member can serve on the
board after death! ... it didn't happen
All board members are appointed until un appointed by the president.
If he forgets to un appoint you, say upon death, your dues will be
paid and you will remain on the board, without a vote. (See 10 and 6
above).
3. Because of the wonderful black dogs being produced the Blacks will
have a separate but equal National ( hope it ain't in St Louis) .....
it didn't happen
Because of the great influence Flower Boy has in the breed and on the
List, the Black dog show will be for black dogs only owned by black
owners. They will all have a ball. It will be known as being
black-balled, in all future information.
2. The Canadian and American clubs will merge ( like the airplane
companies) in the year 2020.. the new Name will be " The German
Shepherd Dog Club of North America".... it didn't happen
But, what did happen was that since it was determined that the GSCCA
now have a Sieger, that we are going to require Germany and Canada to
follow suit, and both will join the GSDCA in naming an SV Grand
Victor, so as to avoid any confusion over which county has the right
to the title.
And the number on thing that didn't happen at this weekends BOD
meeting
1. The board voted to never ever under any circumstances hold the
National within 500 miles of St Louis!...... sadly it didn't happen!
FB.
It was considered and tabled to hold 50 Nationals, one in each state.
The suggestion was given that this would allow a lot more people to
attend the National. It also would give more people a chance to judge
the National, and the bragging rights would emerge that each year
someone would have a Grand Victor, a Grand Victrix, and a Sieger.
There was no opposition since it was presented in a closed session.
(See number 8 above).
Evan
http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/
http://www.dogshowjuniors.com/GSYRFindex.asp
http://asgardgermanshepherd.com/
