This poem is hysterical! Thanks for posting it. I needed a great laugh!!! Zoa Dr. Zoa Rockenstein RiverRock ________________________________ From: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx on behalf of Medusas Mom Sent: Sat 2/10/2007 1:44 PM To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] The dog addiction One More Dog One Dog Is No Trouble And Two Are So Funny The Third One Is Easy, The Fourth One's A Honey The Fifth Is Delightful, The Sixth One's A Breeze You Find You Can Live With A Houseful With Ease So How 'Bout Another? Would You Really Dare? They're Really Quite Easy, But Oh Lord, The Hair! With Dogs On The Sofa And Dogs On The Bed And Crates In The Kitchen, Its No Bother You Said They're Really No Trouble, Their Manners Are Great What's Just One More Dog And One More Little Crate? The Sofa Is Hairy, The Windows Are Crusty The Floor Is All Footprints, The Furniture's Dusty The Housekeeping Suffers But What Do You Care? Who Minds A Few Noseprints And A Little More Hair? So Let's Keep A Puppy, You Can Always Find Room And A Little More Time For The Dust Cloth And Broom There's Hardly A Limit To The Dogs You Can Add The Thought Of A Cutback Sure Makes You Feel Sad Each One Is Special, So Useful, So Funny The Food Bill Grows Larger, You Owe The Vet Money Your Folks Never Visit, Few Friends Come To Stay Except Other Dog Folks Who Live The Same Way Your Lawn Has Now Died And Our Shrubs Are Dead Too Your Weekends Are Busy, Your Off With Your Crew There's Dog Food And Vitamins, Training And Shots And Entries And Travel And Motels Which Cost Lots Is It Worth It You Wonder? Are You Caught In A Trap? Then That Favorite Comes Up And Climbs In Your Lap His Look Says You're Special And You Know That You Will Keep All The Critters In Spite Of The Bill Some Just For Showing And Some Just To Breed And Some Just For Loving, They All Fill A Need Winter Is A Hassle But The Dogs Love It True And They Must Have Their Walks Tho' You Are Numb And Blue Late Evening Is Awful, You Scream And You Shout At The Dogs On The Sofa Who Refuse To Go Out The Dogs And The Dog Shows, The Travel, The Thrills The Work And The Worry, The Pressure, The Bills The Whole Thing Seems Worth It, The Dogs Are Your Life They're Charming And Funny And Offset The Strife Your Lifestyle Has Changed, Things Just Won't Be The Same Yes Those Dogs Are Addictive And So's The Dog Game! Author Unknown but very smart! Medusasmom T-Ho Shepherds-since 1979 Breeder of Best In Show,High in trial,ROM police,leader,agility,therapy,schutzhund, and gorgeous companions. Mephisto daug.avail. http://www.aviatorgsd.com/Phoenix.htm ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2007. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - www.showgsd.org ============================================================================ ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2007. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - www.showgsd.org ============================================================================