I am suffering jet lag big-time...a great first day...its some one else's job to tell you about the dogs so its my job to tell you all the other things.......well first Sally Hayden looks me in the eye and tells me she is looking for a "stud"....I paused for several seconds and respond." I don't do that anymore, you should have asked 12 years ago"....then Gary S. humiliates me in front of a large crowd because as promised I wore a White Sox hat today......Gary then asks me to follow him to the car...at this point I'm really shell-shocked...I'm having visions of Gary having me killed!...we get to the car and he hands me hats and shirts and tells me that tomorrow he has a big surprise for me and it would be in my best interest if I wear the clothes he just gave me! I reluctantly agree...what else could I do....he says we will renew the Calendar selling contest...I do not fell confident about this.....then Thurban Warrick tells me its time to help double his dog in the best of maturity class.....but I lost my little "dingy"...well Sally Hayden gets carried away and makes a big scene about my lost "dingy"...she wants to know just how little it is...I then found my dingy and showed it to every one...this is a rough crowd!...then I see Rita ( Rita the Woman, not Rita the Hurricane)...sadly she was effected by this last Hurricane ...not Rita, Wilma...anyway I told her she would be welcome to come stay with me and my wife....she smiled and did not respond!.....tomorrow should be another fun day!...and now you know the rest of the story...FB ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2005. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://www.showgsd.org ============================================================================