[ SHOWGSD-L ] The Complete New Yorker...........

  • From: JIMmez@xxxxxxx
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  • Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 14:56:02 EST

  
A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a 
New Yorker.  "I'm not hiring any wise-ass New Yorker," the foreman thought to 
himself, so he made up a test hoping that the New Yorker wouldn't be able to 
answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting 
into an argument.  
 
"Here's your first question," the foreman said.  "Without using numbers, 
represent the number 9. 
 
"Without numbiz?" the New Yorker says.  "Dat's easy," and proceeds to draw 
three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks.  "Ain't you got no brains?  Tree 
'n tree n' tree makes nine."  "Fair enough," says the boss.
 
"Here is your second question.  Use the same rules, but this time the number 
is 99."
 
The New Yorker stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that 
he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.  "Dare ya go," he says.  
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to 
represent 99?"  "Each a da tree's is dirty now!  So it's dirty tree, 'n dirty 
tree, 'n dirty tree.  Dat's 99."
 
The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, 
"Alright, last question.  Same rules again, but represent the number 100." 
 
Mr.  New York stares into space again, then he picks up the picture again and 
makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "Dare ya go.  A 
hundred."  The boss looks at the attempt.  "You must be nuts if you think 
that represents a hundred."  The New Yorker leans forward and points to the 
marks at the tree bases,
and says..............................
 
 
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
 
"A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now you've got dirty 
tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, an' dirty tree an' a turd, which 
makes one hundred.  When do I freakin' start?"  
 
I figured I had to send it ....

Jim,
Bertalan Shepherds
Long Island, NY


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