[ SHOWGSD-L ] Talking Dog
- From: "David Fritsche" <d_fritsche@xxxxxxxxxx>
- To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:25:23 -0700 (PDT)
Talking USMC Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of
Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a
broken down shanty-style house:
"Talking Dog for Sale ."
He rings the bell and the owner appears
and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking
German Shepherd sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So,
what's your story?"
The GSD looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and
they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services .the
United States Marines .you know one of their nicknames is "The Devil
Dogs". In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a
dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down. I
retired from the Corps
(8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to
do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.
He was in the Air Force.
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