This is quite clever and funny hope it will be true Helen Miller Fisher In a message dated 10/13/2007 6:19:42 P.M. Central Daylight Time, firethorntemple@xxxxxxxxx writes: 11.Evan will not continue to do a totally convincing rendition of a human chameleon. No way. tom elkins Firethorn Temple -----Original Message----- From: showgsd-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:showgsd-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of ELG440@xxxxxxx Sent: Saturday, October 13, 2007 3:36 PM To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Rumor Control Central The Top Ten There have been so many rumors going around, that it seemed like a good time to let everyone know the real story, at least as it was told to me as to the top ten rumors going around. 1. There will be no Annual Meeting. The Annual meeting will be held on Thursday with everyone being polite, laughing a lot, bored with all the awards, and cheerful with each other. Those attending will be tired, happy and shuffle off at the end of the evening ready for more great show the next day. 2. The election will be called off. The election will be certified, there will be sufficient votes to show a normal turn-out, and the results will be announced. We will have a new board, judges decided for next years, and half the people will be happy with the results. The new board will try to solve the problem for next year of the Canadian votes. 3. Ed will judge in a full dress and make-up to judge the Specials. Ed will be wearing formal wear, but appropriate for his age and gender. He has suffered some hair loss however, but will do a great job anyway. 4. Lew will be wearing a side arm, and carry a bandoleer of ammunition at all time. This is not true. Lew will be smiling for the entire show, give a laugh and a hand to everyone he sees, and we will be proud to have him as our President. 5. Gary will try to sneak a rope and sword into the show, and pick some choice people to demonstrate on. Gary is going to welcome us all to the show, be working so hard he won't have time to talk to many of us, but those he talks to will be treated with his wisdom and kind words. 6. LanaLee will be giving the Seminar and tell us all she knows about German shepherds. She will never tell us all she knows, but what she does tell will be more than most of us knew anyway. 7. Evan will be writing nasty posts on the Blog about all the people who have done him wrong and that he hates. Since there is no one Evan hates, and since he respects everyone who has done him wrong, since they were probably right, he will be posting whatever he thinks, but it will not be nasty to anyone. 8. The National will be glum, hostile, and very quiet due to all the anger. The National will be great fun. Everyone will be laughing, shouting, cheering and having a great time. The excitement will grow each day and by Saturday all thoughts of past problems or harsh words will be forgotten as the greatest animals in the country enter the ring. 9. Helen Fisher and Rita Sandell will not be at the National This is true, and a great sadness for us all. But, we have to remember them at home, and make sure they are with us next year. 10. All the drinks on Tuesday night at the welcome party will be drugged with downers to keep thing calm. True or not, there is going to be a rip roaring time in Colorado. We will be there, we will have a great time. We will great and meet friends, and we will be what we expect normal German shepherd people to be, like our dogs. Friendly, strong willed, ready to help our fellow man, and the greatest group in the world. Is the phrase Normal German shepherd people and contradiction? Not that there is anything wrong with that. Evan (http://www.asgardgsd.com/) Asgard ************************************** See what's new at http://www.aol.com ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2007. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - www.showgsd.org ============================================================================