[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Rosh Hashonna and types of bread
- From: NHANSBURG@xxxxxxxxxx
- To: Elsyd1@xxxxxxx
- Date: Sun, 24 Sep 2006 22:18:24 -0400
delightful and new to me and ironically i am addicted to rye bread and
raisin bread
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From: Elsyd1@xxxxxxx
Date: Sunday, September 24, 2006 9:22 pm
Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Rosh Hashonna and types of bread
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> In a message dated 9/24/2006 3:52:13 P.M. Pacific Standard Time,
> lkenigson@xxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
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> JEWISH SUGGESTIONS FOR TASHLICH
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> Taking a few crumbs to Tashlich from whatever old
> bread is in the house lacks subtlety, nuance and
> religious sensitivity. Instead, this coming Rosh
> Hashanah consider these options for sins commited:
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> For ordinary sins, use White Bread
> For exotic sins, French Bread
> For particularly dark sins, Pumpernickel
> For complex sins, Multi-grain
> For twisted sins, Pretzels
> For tasteless sins, Rice Cakes
> For sins of indecision, Waffles
> For sins committed in haste, Matzah.
> For sins of chutzpah, (gall) Fresh Bread
> For substance abuse, Poppy Seed
> For committing arson, Toast
> For committing auto theft, Caraway
> For being ill tempered, Sourdough
> For silliness, Nut Bread
> For not giving full value, Shortbread
> For jingoism, Yankee Doodles
> For excessive use of irony, Rye Bread
> For telling bad jokes, Corn Bread
> For hardening our hearts, Jelly doughnuts
> For being money hungry, Enriched Bread or Raw Dough
> For war-mongering, Kaiser Rolls
> For immodest dressing, Tarts
> For causing injury or damage to others, Tortes
> For promiscuity, Hot Buns
> For racism, Crackers
> For sophisticated racism, Ritz Crackers
> For davvening off tune, (wailing, mourning) Flat Bread
> For being holier than thou, Bagels
> For unfairly upbraiding another, Challah (twisted into a braid
shape)
> For indecent photography, Cheese Cake
> For trashing the environment, Dumplings
> For sins of laziness, Any Very Long Loaf
> For sins of pride, Puff Pastry
> For lying, Baked Goods with Nutrasweet and Olestra
> For wearing tas
teless hats, Tam Tams
> For the sins of the righteous, Angel Food Cake
> For selling your soul, Devils Food Cake
> For lust in your heart, Wonder Bread
> For inhaling, Stoned Wheat
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> For gambling, Seabiscuit
> For shepherds shying, yellow cake
> For revenge on cars, egg bread
> For poor musicianship, flat bread
> For thievery, stollen
> For animal rights people, pita
> For ceramics people, bread mold
> For slow movers, molasses
> For small homeless women, bagettes
> For large families, raisin bread
> For poor investments, sour dough
> For international bad dealings, foccacia
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> Any more??/
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