Hmmmm. Me thinks you know more about rescue than you let on. I had "doggie dumper" duty (the person who takes all the calls from people who want rescue to take their dog, etc.) for over two months in one stretch and I can guarentee that everything you wrote is absolutely a real call to a rescue. It's sad, but I could add a few more. Lee Smith ----- Original Message ----- From: "Cyndy" <cyndy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Sunday, November 18, 2007 7:12 PM Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Rescue Group Voice Mail > > Rescue Group Voice Mail > > Author unknown > > Hello: You have reached 123-4567, Tender Hearts Rescue. Due to the high > volume of calls we have been receiving, please listen closely to the > following options and choose the one that best describes you or your > situation: > > Press 1 if you think we are veterinarians and want free medical advice. > > Press 2 if you know we are a rescue organization but want to save money > and > have us give you free, untrained medical advice anyway. > ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2007. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - www.showgsd.org ============================================================================