All this talk about show secretaries brings back some fond memories. Please indulge me,when i look back at what happened i get a chuckle now. The names have been left out to protect the innocent. The only thing you should know is some of the actors in this play are active members of this list, have been board members in the past and are board members today. I hope you take it with a grain of salt and can laugh!!!! When i first joined the Golden State GSD club of San Jose many moons ago, they asked the new sucker(ME!!!) to be the show secretary. Trying to me a good new member and as i thought that being secretary was really the ring steward, i said SURE!!!!. Then after i committed ofcourse i found out what the job really was. Well in any case i enlisted the help of my not so amused wife and we got the entries all done etc etc and with ofcoure the help of some of the club members also. So i thought i was done!!!! Nope, the next few events shaped my dog life going forward!!! The show starts and a certain big name breeder wants to move up their dog as the show is beginning. They call me and ask me to move their dog(who later became WD at the National and Select). So Hell! I don't know the rules and at the same time i am getting the "evil eye" from a number of exhibitors who followed the rules and did the move up in the required time, so go find Bob Penny, figuring if anyone know the rules he does. He tells me that NOOOOOOO! it is not allowed to move up a dog at the last minute as the show as began and i did so i could get the club in serious trouble with the AKC. So i go to inform the party that i can't let them in and the fun begins!!! The handler calls me asinine!! The owner tell me every story under the book about how they could not get to the show on time because their car broke down blah blah blah!! The breeder then gets their friends, another prominent breeder involved to put pressure on me. They wonder who the hell is this guy!!!! Most probably called me every name in the book, but not to my face. The show is now not in the ring but outside it, things are getting heated, the more they shout the more i dig in!!! Now nobody is going to move me from my position. Our club members get invoived, one of them is cop as he is nose to nose with one of the prominent breeders underneath is sweater i see a gun!!!! My wife, who has never attended another dog show, can't understand what is happening. It is chaos, finally when they see that i can't be moved from my position, thing subside.The show goes on!!! Now here comes the irony, the breeder is now my better clients, the friend of the breeder who went to her defense is now someone i see at dog shows quite regularly and am friendly with(even handled some his dogs in the past). The handler that called my actions asinine, is the one who doesn't get fed at dog shows, but i consider him to be an allright fellow and i have offered to provide him a brown bag lunch anytime he wants it. The morale of the story is: Their will always be another dog show, lets follow the rules, lets be supportive of the people who are putting in their free time to be of help(but let's insist they do a good job) and let have fun with eachother and you know let's not cast stones at eachother, we all have enough "dirty laundry" to be a little bit more understanding. Because when we are on our death bed, lets be able to look back at this life that we had at the dogs shows and SMILE!!!!!!!! Never be a show secretary again,Bill P.S. i called Eileen Parr on Saturday to confirm that an entry got in and got her on the third ring. ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2006. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - URL temporarily deleted due to AOL issues ============================================================================