[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: National predictions - from the Comedy Network
- From: inquestgsd@xxxxxxx
- To: edwinx@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:21:14 -0400
Is ok Charlene, I think we will all be watching Ed now.....LOL
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From: Edwin Hill <edwinx@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: InquestGSD@xxxxxxx; freelist <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wed, 26 Oct 2005 07:26:02 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: National predictions - from the Comedy Network
Flower Boy In a Room with Rita Sandell?????............This is going to be A
GREAT NATIONAL....too bad my wives read Ileana's post...and now I can't
go!..lol....FB
InquestGSD@xxxxxxx wrote:
This year at the national, there will be 18 Select dogs, and Ken will be
whipped with leads at the after show dinner. The Grand Victor was a dog from
the Conditional Class, but was disqualified when it was shown that the x-rays
were of a bitch.
Rita Sandell will be found in a room with Flower Boy, and they both will
swear they were comparing ribbons they had won in the past, but no ribbons were
there because they had thrown them away.
Evan and The Guz will win, and at the first board meeting Evan will resign
turning the leadership of the club over to Jerry.
No board member will receive a majority of the votes so the board will work
with just seven members and they will prove to be so efficient that the club
will pass a by-laws change to limit the number of board members to three in
the future. Strangely enough, there were not three people willing to run.
Ed Barrit will forget that it was in Florida that he dukked it out with
Jimmy and try to get back at him by spraying him in the face with what he
thought
was mace, but was black paint being used by Jimmy on a Dallas son.
Jimmy, now covered in black paint was mistaken for a brother, and spent most
of the show in protest.
Ginnie Altman sang the national anthem every day, and refused to leave the
ring so the show was delayed two hours. In the first class there were only
three dogs that showed up, and Barbara withheld all the ribbons because she
felt
that the exhibitors were going to throw them on the ground, so she said she
would mail them after the show.
Ken Downing was not elected president of the WDA, there was a protest by ten
of the WDA members who refused to give their names, but who claimed that
since Ken had never used a dog to attack, he was not qualified for the
position.
Instead they instructed Helen Lianopolus to bite David Landau on the arm,
and thereby declared her the first Schutzhund President of the WDA.
Joan Fox was elected back to the board, and immediately declared that she
would take over the club, and using a 12 foot lead that she got from Bill Basu
tied The Guz to a crate, and demanded that everyone call her Madam for the
rest of the show. She also insisted that she be in the photographs of the
winners, and it was an instant success since every picture now looked great.
Debbie and Nancy decided after Tuesday to try to shorten the national, so on
Wednesday rather than end the show, they continued it through the night, and
all events were done by Friday at 10:00 a.m. Instead on a dog show, the
remainder of the national was used for a limbo contest, which was won by Dania,
who showed us how low she could go. She accepted the award on behalf of all
the little people.
Paul Root, acting as the weird stranger was arrested because he was in a
Dennys at the time. He claimed he was working to get into character, but the
judge did not accept his explanation. He took the starter pistol and made a
clean break from the North Carolina jail, (which doubled as a Motel 6) and
returned to the show in time for the limbo contest, but was disqualified when
he
demanded the bar be raised to five feet.
All in all, just another national.
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