[ SHOWGSD-L ] Murphy's Other Laws
- From: BAERENTATZE312@xxxxxxx
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- Date: Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:55:30 EDT
Murphy's Other Laws
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone
would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who
got there first.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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