SO HE CAN FIND HIS MEMBERSHIP NUMBER TO LOG IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In a message dated 1/2/2015 3:27:43 P.M. Central Standard Time, d_fritsche@xxxxxxxxxx writes: Just out of curiosity, why does a person need a GSDCA membership card??? Seriously... What do you use it for? -------------------------------------------------- ---- 1. You can show it to a police officer if you get stopped for speeding. It will not get you out of it but if it is a K-9 unit you might have a more pleasant conversation. 2. You can how it to the man at the movie entrance. You will still have to pay, but they will let the house detective know to keep an eye on you. 3. You can take it to the Rare Breed shows and show it around. That way they will know that you are into real dogs and will avoid you. 4. You can take it to the next Duck's game and they may let you herd the Ducks... Well, maybe not! 5. You can show it to Frank and Carolyn when you pass through California and you may get a free meal, but not a free white puppy! 6. If you do pass through California, it is a good idea. If Jerry Brown tries to stop you, he will only be trying to extract more taxes. Keep moving! 7. You can show it at the gate and get free admission to any GSDCA dog show. This is so great! Dave --- This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. http://www.avast.com ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2014. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of both the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Each Author is responsible for the content of his/her post. This group and its administrators are not responsible for the comments or opinions expressed in any post. POSTS CANNOT BE USED IN A COURT OF LAW. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://showgsd.org SUBSCRIPTION: http://showgsd.org/mail.html NATIONAL BLOG - http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/ ============================================================================