[ SHOWGSD-L ] LOL !!

  • From: Gsdjudge@xxxxxxx
  • To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:57:08 EST

This one made me LOL      A  burglar broke into  what he thought was an empty 
house as he saw the  residents leave on a late Christmas shopping trip.The 
owners and the kids in the  family left in a nice Mercedes Benz. The house was 
a 
huge mansion in the  upper crust part of town. He just knew that the empty 
house would be loaded with  expensive goodies. As he stealthfully slide into 
the 
livingroom in the darkened  house he heard a strange voice say" Jesus is 
watching you" He immediately froze  and looked about the room. Straining his 
eyes 
and ears trying to see or  hear where the voice came from but to no avail. He 
stood like a statue for what  seemed like an eternity but nothing happened so 
he figured it was just his  guilty conscience and started to grab the 
expensive laptop computer under the  Christmas tree. As soon as he picked it up 
a 
strange voice said" Jesus is  watching you". He dropped the computeer, turned 
on 
the room light and furitively  looked around the room. All he saw was a Parrot. 
He asked the parrot" Was that  you that said Jesus is watching me? "YEP" said 
the parrot. THe burglar asked"  What's your name?"The parrot replied " 
Moses". " Who the heck would name a  parrot Moses "? asked the buglar so the 
parrot 
said" The same ones that named  their german shepherd Jesus".
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