This one made me LOL A burglar broke into what he thought was an empty house as he saw the residents leave on a late Christmas shopping trip.The owners and the kids in the family left in a nice Mercedes Benz. The house was a huge mansion in the upper crust part of town. He just knew that the empty house would be loaded with expensive goodies. As he stealthfully slide into the livingroom in the darkened house he heard a strange voice say" Jesus is watching you" He immediately froze and looked about the room. Straining his eyes and ears trying to see or hear where the voice came from but to no avail. He stood like a statue for what seemed like an eternity but nothing happened so he figured it was just his guilty conscience and started to grab the expensive laptop computer under the Christmas tree. As soon as he picked it up a strange voice said" Jesus is watching you". He dropped the computeer, turned on the room light and furitively looked around the room. All he saw was a Parrot. He asked the parrot" Was that you that said Jesus is watching me? "YEP" said the parrot. THe burglar asked" What's your name?"The parrot replied " Moses". " Who the heck would name a parrot Moses "? asked the buglar so the parrot said" The same ones that named their german shepherd Jesus". **************A Good Credit Score is 700 or Above. See yours in just 2 easy steps! (http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/100000075x1215047751x1200957972/aol?redir=http://www.freecreditreport.com/pm/default.aspx?sc=668072%26hmpgID=62%26bcd=De cemailfooterNO62) ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2008. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://showgsd.org NATIONAL BLOG - http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/ ============================================================================