[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Interesting
- From: Peggy <pmick@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: james colligan <rainmann23314@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 11:50:22 -0500
No. I spelled it right. The definition is below (item 2)
ashington Post's Mensa Invitational once again
asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,
alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's {2005} winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house,
which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period
of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an
asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
which lasts until you realize it was your money to
start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a
hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid
people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The
bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of
breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself
for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very
high.
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of
sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when
you are running late.
10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one
got extra credit.)
12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is
sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And
then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting
through the day consuming only things that are good
for you.
14. Glibido: All talk and no action.
15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance
performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.
17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a
mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the
morning and cannot be cast out.
18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after
finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
james colligan wrote:
> Isn't it supposed to be ignoramus? Nothing better to do than spell
> check this morning...lol.
> Gerry
>
> Peggy <pmick@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
> The comments come from novices and
> ignoranus types (and yes, I DID spell that second word right)>
> Peggy
>
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