[ SHOWGSD-L ] IF I DID NOT HAVE DOGS
- From: candiasgsd@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
- To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 10 Apr 2006 16:21:57 GMT
>> IF I DID NOT HAVE DOGS..........
>> 1. I could walk around the yard barefoot in
>> safety.
>> 2. My house could be carpeted instead of
>> tiled and laminated.
>> 3. All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture,
>> and cars would be free of Dog hair.
>> 4. When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't
>> sound like the NCDL kennels.
>> 5. When the doorbell rings, I could get to
>> the door without wading through dog bodies
>> who beat me there.
>> 6. I could sit on the couch the way I
>> wanted, without taking into consideration how
>> much space several fur bodies would need to get
>> comfortable.
>> 7. I would not have strange presents under
>> my Christmas tree-like dog bones, stuffed
>> animals or have to answer to people why I wrap them.
>>
>> 8. I would not be on a first name basis with
>> three vets.
>> 9 The most used words in my vocabulary would
>> not be: "out", "sit", "down","come", "no",
>> "stay", and "leave him/her/it ALONE".
>> 10. My house would not be cordoned off into
>> zones with baby gates or barriers.
>> 11. My pockets would not contain things like
>> poo bags, dog treats and an extra leash
>> 12. I would no longer have to spell the words
>> B-A-L-L or F-R-I-S-B-E- E or W-A-L-K or
>> C-O-O-K-I-E-S.
>> 13. I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my
>> house as outside.
>> 14. I would not look strangely at people who
>> think having their ONE dog ties them down
>> too much.
>> 15. I'd look forward to Spring and the melting
>> of the snow instead of dreading "mud season".
>> 16. I would not have to answer the question
>> "Why do I have so many dogs?" from people who
>> will never have the joy in their life of knowing
>> they are loved unconditionally by something as
>> close to an angel as they will ever get.
>> 17. How empty my life would be....
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