[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: How I plan to do it/GR CH
- From: carolyn mckenna <carolynmckenna@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: The List <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, d_fritsche@xxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 2 Jun 2010 18:32:27 -0700 (PDT)
Ahh, David, you do have some valid points.
Carolyn
--- On Wed, 6/2/10, David Fritsche <d_fritsche@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
From: David Fritsche <d_fritsche@xxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] How I plan to do it/GR CH
To: "The List" <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 8:19 PM
I've been following this theme and decided to change the title:
How I plan to Not Do It!
Here are the 10 best things about not being a judge:
# 10. I get to go home from the show and sleep without second guessing my
decisions.
# 9. I get to go out for dinner with my friends after the show without
that little glance that says they hate me now!
# 8. I can set in the lawn chair at ring side and relax and judge the
dogs without having to stand in the heat in a suit all day.
# 7. I can see better from ring side than the judge can in the center of
the ring.
# 6. I do not have to be strip searched in airports to prove that
security is not racially profiling.
# 5. I do not have to carry a couple of hundred extra to the shows to
make sure I can get home, redeem my car from parking and eat airport food.
# 4. I do not have to worry about the confusing instruction of awarding
Grand Champion points.
# 3. I can tell everyone exiting the ring that they got robbed and make
them feel better.
# 2. I can give any dog a cookie and tell them that they were by far the
best dog of the day - and be believed.
# 1. I can be politically incorrect, will not be charged with being
political, a crook or stupid and still have friends.
Hope every one figures out the G. CH. points. Until then, just give me the
purple ribbon.
Dave
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