[ SHOWGSD-L ] Games For When We Are Older
- From: Susan Madlung <stormygsd@xxxxxxx>
- To: ShowGSD-l <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 04 Nov 2005 20:46:51 -0800
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-----GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER=20
1. Sag, you're It.=20
2. Hide and go pee.=20
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.=20
4. Kick the bucket=20
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.=20
6. Musical recliners.=20
7. Simon says something incoherent.=20
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:=20
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.=20
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.=20
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.=20
OLD IS WHEN:=20
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.=20
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have =
to go along.=20
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!=20
Thoughts for the weekend=20
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting =
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up =
in the first place!=20
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky =
dunk."=20
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply =
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?=20
Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't =
fallen asleep yet.=20
My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he =
said.=20
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started =
with something called labor!=20
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
But Most Of All, Remember !
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And =
Always Close To Your Heart!=20
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