[ SHOWGSD-L ] Fw: Dogs
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- Date: Sun, 24 Apr 2005 14:57:12 -0700
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26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:
> 1. The later you are, the more excited your
dogs are to see you.
>
> 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other
dogs.
>
> 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate
it.
>
> 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by
another dog's name.
>
> 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on
the floor.
>
> 6. A dog's parents never visit.
>
> 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
>
> 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice
to get your point across.
>
> 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside
rather than in your wallet or desk.
>
> 10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
>
> 11. Dogs can't talk.
>
> 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're
ready to go 24 hours a day.
>
> 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
>
> 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
>
> 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
>
> 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,
"If I died, would you get another dog?"
>
> 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in
the paper and give them away.
>
> 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on
it without calling you a pervert.
>
> 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new
car.
>
> 20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they
don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
>
> 21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on
running the heater.
>
> 22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide
their lives.
>
> 23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put
to sleep.
>
> 24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup
truck.
>
> 25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or
Neiman-Marcus.
>
> And, last but not least:
>
> 26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff
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