[ SHOWGSD-L ] Dogs Vs Cats . . .
- From: "Chris S. Kimerer" <tanbarkgsd@xxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Fri, 3 Jun 2011 09:39:31 -0700 (PDT)
Below is just for fun, everyone have a nice weekend and hope to see you next
weekend at our Shows.
Chris
Chris S. (Jolley) Kimerer
www.tanbarkgsd.com
Ch. Tanbark's 2MuchBling Joelle Aramist OFA H/E
Ch. Trotwood's Emerald v Tanbark Joelle Aramist
AOE Sel.Ex.Ch.Carousel Farms Samantha, PT, TC OFA H/E
Ch. CaralonQED JD Drew Bleibtreu, RN OFA H/E
Ch. Cresther's Blast of Kenlyn, HI, CDX, OFA
Having owned both, this would be accurate if they could write....
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary: ......
8:00am-Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am-A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am-A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am-Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm-Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm-Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm-Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm-Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm-Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm-Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm-Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:
Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or
some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless
must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had
hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates
what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about
what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in
solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the
noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the
power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my
advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors
by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow
but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog
receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems
to be more than willing to return He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe
........
For now..............
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