[ SHOWGSD-L ] Deep Thoughts for the New Year

  • From: Windwalkergsds@xxxxxx
  • To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sat, 29 Dec 2007 22:33:37 EST

Admin, this is dog related because my dogs love it when I laugh......HAPPY 
NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!
> 
> >> Sayings of a Jewish Buddhist: 
>> 
>> If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? 
>> 
>> Be here now. 
>> Be someplace else later. 
>> Is that so complicated?
>> 
>> Drink tea and nourish life; 
>> with the first sip, joy; 
>> with the second sip, satisfaction;
>> with the third sip, peace; 
>> with the fourth, a Danish. 
>> 
>> Wherever you go, there you are. 
>> Your luggage is another story. 
>> 
>> Accept misfortune as a blessing. 
>> Do not wish for perfect health, or a life without problems.
>> What would you talk about? 
>> 
>> The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy.
>> 
>> There is no escaping karma. 
>> In a previous life, 
>> you never called, 
>> you never wrote, 
>> you never visited. 
>> And whose fault was that? 
>> 
>> Zen is not easy. 
>> It takes effort to attain nothingness.
>> And then what do you have?
>> Bupkis. 
>> 
>> The Tao does not speak. 
>> The Tao does not blame. 
>> The Tao does not take sides. 
>> The Tao has no expectations.
>> The Tao demands nothing of others. 
>> The Tao is not Jewish. 
>> 
>> Breathe in. 
>> Breathe out. 
>> Breathe in. 
>> Breathe out. 
>> Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.
>> 
>> Let your mind be as a floating cloud. 
>> Let your stillness be as a wooded glen. 
>> And sit up straight. 
>> You'll never meet the Buddha with such rounded shoulders.
>> 
>> Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers. 
>> Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. 
>> Each blossom has ten thousand petals. 
>> You might want to see a specialist.
>> 
>> Be aware of your body. 
>> Be aware of your perceptions.
>> Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal 
>> illness. 
>> 
>> The Torah says, 
>> Love your neighbor as yourself. 
>> The Buddha says, 
>> There is no self. 
>> So, maybe we're off the hook.
>> 
>> "I don't believe in an afterlife...but I am taking a change of underwear."
>> 
>>  
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