ROTFLMAO Bob Neiman / Walled Lake, Mich. Owner Barkalot's Felonious Assault AKA Brat and the other half of B'N'B Breeder/owner of UKC GR Ch.B'N'B-Barkalot's Cherish RN Co-owner of UKC ChSandyCreek-B'N'B-WC's Christmas Star AKA Echo Co-owner of Ketlyn's Black Widow --- On Thu, 9/30/10, janbraeloch@xxxxxxx <janbraeloch@xxxxxxx> wrote: From: janbraeloch@xxxxxxx <janbraeloch@xxxxxxx> Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Couold I lighten the list for a few seconds with....a doggie joke? To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Date: Thursday, September 30, 2010, 5:40 PM Dog Sitter A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat',   agreed to look after and house her neighborâ??s male dog while they were away on   vacation.   She had a large house however and believed that she   could keep them apart but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful   howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked   together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens   when they mate. Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what   to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very   grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said. "Hang   up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you   back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be   able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she   asked. "It just worked for me" he replied. ===========================================================================POST is Copyrighted 2010. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Each Author is responsible for the content of his/her post. This group and its administrators are not responsible for the comments or opinions expressed in any post. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://showgsd.org NATIONAL BLOG - http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/ =========================================================================== ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2010. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Each Author is responsible for the content of his/her post. This group and its administrators are not responsible for the comments or opinions expressed in any post. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://showgsd.org NATIONAL BLOG - http://gsdnational.blogspot.com/ ============================================================================