[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: Coats - misinformation

  • From: Elsyd1@xxxxxxx
  • To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:44:36 EST

In a message dated 1/26/2009 8:30:36 P.M. Pacific Standard Time,  
Lacy340@xxxxxxx writes:
 
"If only  I  could show my love to my dogs that they show to   me"i


Interesting thought...If... IF... I showed my love to my dogs that they  show 
to me... I would drive them crazy. I would lie my head on their front leg,  
breathing very hot air on them. I would follow them around and give them no  
peace. I would jump on them wildly while they were trying to sleep, (probably  
get bitten in the process)....I would kiss their faces as much as I could, and  
if I couldn't reach their face, I would jump on them (or kneel, as the case 
may  be), and slobber all over their face and lips. I would never let them eat 
dinner  without nudging them, because they weren't paying enough attention to 
me. I  would never let them have interaction with other dogs without throwing 
myself if  front of them and warning off both friend and (real or imagined) 
foe. I would  sit and stare at them endlessly, until they whined at me. I would 
stick my  nose into their fur to really get their scent. I would love their 
scent so much,  I would steal all their toys, and hide them, to breathe them in 
later, (if I  could stand to apart for even an minute). I would never let them 
breed, as I  would be too jealous...(You know what I mean). I would be 
jealous of their  puppies, and not let them sleep peacefully... I would comfort 
them 
when they  were down, and rejoice with them when they were happy, which is 
most of the  time. I would not let other dogs come on to them... I would love 
them too much  to share. I would revel in the look of their eyes when I look at 
them, and I  would be rapturous when they returned my love. I would leap and 
jump, and twirl  with happiness from just the slightest smile from them. I 
would be hysterical  with joy when they came home, and cry and bitch when they 
leave. I would get so  pissed that they could leave me, I would sometimes tear 
up 
all their toys.  Sometimes I would really teach them a lesson...I would use 
their bed as a  potty...that'll teach them to leave me! I would  and yell and 
scream all  day when they were not around. I would miss them more than I could 
stand. Even  with all of this, I could never love them as much as they love 
me.  
 
 
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