Dear wonderful Charlie Chester was the "best" for shocking the restaurant patrons. One time in Florida he was at his flamboyant best, and those eating around us looked on in total shock, while we laughed so hard we could not eat our dinner. Don and Pat Cliff were new to the game at that time and I wish I could have recorded Pat Cliff's expression while listening to Charlie. The Cliff's, great sports, had quite an indoctrination that evening and all of us had a great deal of fun. Charlie gets my vote for the #1 restaurant evacuator...ever. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Margery Golant" <mgolant@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <helen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>; <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, September 19, 2005 1:59 PM Subject: Re: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Background Checks by the FBI > > Helen, that is a RIOT !!! I can just imagine the expression on your > neighbor's face.... LOL Like the nosy neighbor in Bewitched, always > peeking out at the neighborhood, getting the totally wrong idea about what > she saw.... > > I am sure everyone here can think of restaurants they have inadvertently > cleared of non-doggy customers, in those "after dog show get togethers", > when the discussions turn to bitches, consistency of dog poop, worms, > AI's, sperm counts, etc. hehehehehehe > > Invariably, when it is a fairly big group of show folks, and several > tables get pushed together in the restaurant so everyone can sit together, > the conversation tends to get kind of loud, unintentionally, so that > people can hear one another.... > > I remember one in particular, in Lancaster, PA.... one of those > family-style buffet places, all you can eat. There were about 12 of us, > talking dogs, etc. eventually we realized EVERYONE else was > gone......!!!!! > > Margy > > ============================================================ > From: "Helen Franklin" <helen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Date: 2005/09/19 Mon PM 04:36:10 EDT > To: <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Background Checks by the FBI > > Thanks for your post Margery. I know what you mean about background > checks. I was given the position of "Manager" of a Bank, and the FBI > promptly began checking how often I did my laundry and where my moles were > located. Because banks are insured by the FDIC, and regulated by same, a > thorough Federal examination and clearance must accompany the position. > All was fine until they went door to door questioning my neighbors. From > that day foreword, the neighborhood look at me with a certain amount of > "concern." The last straw was when they put me through training regarding > the kidnapping of my son or other family members. What a joy to > contemplate. I did stay for 4 years and went through 2 robberies plus > other adrenalin raising happenings. It was my favorite job though. How > does this apply to dogs, one of these same neighbors had seen me hold a > bitch up by her back legs while giving vaginal douches in my > backyard...wonder how they explained that? > Helen Franklin > ============================================================================ > POST is Copyrighted 2005. All material remains the property of the > original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or > FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the > original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. > > ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY > MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS > PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY > FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL > BE PROSECUTED. > > For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx > > VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://www.showgsd.org > ============================================================================ > ============================================================ > > > ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2005. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://www.showgsd.org ============================================================================