A Word problem in the Dog Breeder's Asthmatic Book: If a sire and dam needed their ears taped as pups, and taped again seven (7) times and it took three (3) packages of athletic tape, six (6) packages of foam curlers, and eight (8) bottles adhesive to get the four (4) ears up on the two(2) dogs, how many packages and bottles of materials and money would a breeder need to get the ears erect on a litter of their five(5) pups? Answer: Five train loads of stuff and a boat load of money. Like begets like. Jane Kerner ----- Original Message ----- From: ELG440@xxxxxxx To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent: Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:40 AM Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] the world is watching In a message dated 7/15/06 9:38:25 AM Pacific Standard Time, PAGAIRS writes: A Jewish girl with a large nose gets it fixed as her 16th birthday present from her parents. A young Jewish boy has his fixed, as he is confirmed. They get married, have a child, with a nose like a macaww. They should have done a better job of reviewing the pedigree! Gary hit it and got the point. Fixing tails, taping ears, and some of the other things we do, is not going to help when the next litter is born. Evan_ Asgard German Shepherds_ (http://www.asgardgsd.com/) http://www.asgardgsd.com/ Where Type Movement and Temperament come together ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2006. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - URL temporarily deleted due to AOL issues ============================================================================ ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2006. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - URL temporarily deleted due to AOL issues ============================================================================