[ SHOWGSD-L ] Arithmetic and Pedigrees

  • From: "Jane Kerner" <jkerner@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <ELG440@xxxxxxx>, <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2006 13:14:39 -0500

A Word problem in the Dog Breeder's Asthmatic Book:

If a sire and dam needed their ears taped as pups, and taped again seven (7) 
times and it took three (3) packages of  athletic tape, six (6) packages of 
foam curlers, and eight (8) bottles adhesive to get the four (4)
ears up on the two(2) dogs, how many packages and bottles of materials and 
money would a breeder need to get the ears erect on a litter of their five(5) 
pups?

Answer:
 
Five train loads of stuff and a boat load of money.

Like begets like.

Jane Kerner


  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: ELG440@xxxxxxx 
  To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
  Sent: Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:40 AM
  Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] the world is watching



   
  In a message dated 7/15/06 9:38:25 AM Pacific Standard Time, PAGAIRS  writes:
   
  A Jewish girl with a large nose gets it fixed as her 16th  birthday present  
  from her parents.
  A young Jewish boy has his  fixed, as he is confirmed.
  They get married, have a child, with a nose  like a macaww.

   
   
  They should have done a better job of reviewing the  pedigree!




  Gary hit it and got the point.  Fixing tails, taping ears, and some of  the 
  other things we do, is not going to help when the next litter is born.
   

  Evan_  Asgard German Shepherds_ (http://www.asgardgsd.com/)  
  http://www.asgardgsd.com/
  Where Type  Movement and Temperament come together




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