[ SHOWGSD-L ] Andy Rooney
- From: Susan Madlung <stormygsd@xxxxxxx>
- To: ShowGSD-l <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:58:44 -0800
>60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
>
>As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few
>reasons why:
>
>A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
>"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over
>40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
>She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
>Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
>the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
>deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get
>away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They
>know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You
>never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a
>wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
>Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
>are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where
>you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
>reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
>well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
>pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I
>apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
>m ilk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
>against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an
>entire pig just to get a little sausage!
>
>Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
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