[ SHOWGSD-L ] Amobacter Caninii

  • From: "pmick12" <pmick12@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <Showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:47:16 -0500

I've been diagnosed with this, and I'm willing to bet many of you have this 
disease, too.
   Peggy


      Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair.....

      In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has 
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the  hair of 
dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been  linked with the 
following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook,  clean or do housework, a 
reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels heels. Reluctance to 
spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, 
leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.
      "Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and 
exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other  humans 
(especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is  thought to be 
addictive, driving the need for additional sources -  this may lead to a 
"pack mentality" or like the potato chip  commercial, "you can't have just 
one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this 
substance, be prepared to talk  about dogs for hours.

       Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may 
impair the ability to use common sense.





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