[rhillsqd] Re: Forms
- From: keefer1543@xxxxxxxxxxxx
- To: rhillsqd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 16:37:06 -0500
At 04:11 PM 18/12/2004 -0500, you wrote:
>Hi Officer Keith;
>PLEASE SEND ME YOUR PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS I HAVE SENT YOU SEVERAL MESSAGES=
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>AND THEY HAVE BEEN RETURNED.
>Roy
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>From: <keefer1543@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
>To: <rhillsqd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2004 3:15 PM
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Hi Ossifer Roy: <g>
There is one right above and here is the other
k.righton@xxxxxxxxxxxx
The one above is connected to the List that I set up. All mail that has to
do with the list goes to that address.
You take your choice though Roy,
CAIO
Keith.
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First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to
his mistress.
"Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,=20
spent it all on whisky. "Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
"What of the third body?" The Inspecter asked
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Newfie, 30,=20
struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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Tetanus Shot
This old man in his eighties gotup and was putting on his coat.
His wife says, "Where are you going?"
He says, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Are you sick?"
He says, "No, I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her coat.
He says, "Where are you going?"
She says, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He says, "Why?"
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She says, ........"If you're going to start using that rusty old thing,
I'm going
to get a tetanus shot."!
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Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young=
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nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to=
him
like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
=E2??And
how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we
hungry?=E2?=9D
Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old Harold had=
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breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand.=
He
had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple=
juice.
So .. you know where the juice went!=20
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at=
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it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today .." At this, Old Harold=
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snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down,=
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saying,=20
"Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."=
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The nurse fainted ...! Old Harold just smiled!=20
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Keith
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RHillSqd Mail List Administrator
keefer1543 at sympatico dot ca
Communications Officer.
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