This isn’t even a joke, but it should be. Apple gets sued for $1M over squeaky-clean doors 15 hrs ago related links Company sells stuffed Steve Jobs that Apple’s gonna hate Angry iPhone customer sues Apple Apple co-founder lines up for iPad 3 like real people An 83-year-old was intimidated enough by Apple's technology to return an iPhone, but it was their newfangled glass doors that floored her, for real. Evelyn Paswall is suing Apple for $1 million after she smashed her face walking into the miraculously smear-and-smudge-free door at its Manhasset, Long Island store. "Apple wants to be cool and modern and have the type of architecture that would appeal to the tech crowd," Paswall's attorney told the New York Post. "But they have to appreciate the danger that this ... poses to some people." To subscribe or to leave the list, or to set other subscription options, go to www.freelists.org/list/real-eyes