A true lover of wisdom has hands too busy to hold on to anything! He learns by
doing and every pebble in the path becomes her teacher! Oink
On Saturday, September 25, 2021, 02:54:28 PM EDT, Silver Mouse
<mice42@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown
in overall system performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewelry
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
and Personal Attention, and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby,
Football, Pub, and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and
Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging to fix
these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an
Operating System. Please enter the command: ‘http: I Thought You Loved Me.html’
and try to download Tears. Don’t forget to install the Guilt update. If that
application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry and Flowers, but remember — overuse of the above
application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed, or
Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law (it runs a virus in the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one
task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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