Tell me, during the fall harvest season, do farmers run from their fields at your approach, or do they vainly hope to talk you out of raiding their 'arsenals'? :) Way OT: I assume everyone is familiar with 'pumpkin cannons'?; http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2003/oct/29/airpowered_cannon_chucks/ >Dear Ray, > > I tremble at the keyboard, not knowing who is reading this, but... > > Potato guns are made from large PVC tubing and plumber's fittings. >Available from hardware stores in many nations. The tubing is the thick-wall >type - you get a long piece about 3 in. ID for the barrel and a shortpiece >of 5 in ID for the chamber. Also a step-down adapter for these two sizes, a >threaded end cap for the 5 in. and a can of PVC cement. > > The barrel and chamber glue into the adapter and the end cap and its >seal completes the chamber. As a firing mechanism you dismantle a >piezo-electric BBQ lighter and drill a small hole into the chamber for the >sparking element, sealing it with silicon caulking compound and taping the >squeezer handle to the outside of the chamber. Trunnions and/or shoulder >mounts may be added to taste, as can black paint. > > To load you unscrew the end cap, push a tight-fitting potato through the >breech to the start of the barell, fill the chamber with a liberal spray of >hairspray, and quickly fit the screw cap. > > Aim down range and squeeze the BBQ lighter handle. > > Do not use black power, smokeless, detcord, ampho, petrol, or anything >else in the chamber. Do not use anything heavier than a potato as a round. >Do not aim it at your friends while drunk. Or at highway multinova cameras >from concealment. Or at wedding parties. > > Also do not succumb to the temptation to build a rifling bench ( one >twist in 72 inches ) or increase the wall thickness of the tubing or make >patched rounds with a precision potato cutter or discarding sabot zucchinis >because while it will be fun you will wear the patience of both your wives >and the local police sergeant out and then there will be trouble. > > Uncle Dick > >PS: Never believe what you see in movies when they show you soldiers loading >a muzzle loading cannon - and never, ever stand next to Frenchmen or >Dutchmen when they are loading a muzzle loading cannon. Just don't. > >============================================================================================================= >To unsubscribe from this list, go to www.freelists.org and logon to >your account (the same e-mail address and password you set-up when >you subscribed,) and unsubscribe from there. ============================================================================================================= To unsubscribe from this list, go to www.freelists.org and logon to your account (the same e-mail address and password you set-up when you subscribed,) and unsubscribe from there.