Hey - I know this is impossibly late notice, but I'm real damn sick and cannot do my show today from 2-4. Gotta go in to see the doctor onaccounta I got all them swine flu symptoms. BFD, I say. If this is what all the hoopla's about, I say America is full of giant pussies. Anyway, I reckon any disease that does not interfere with my ability to watch the Philadelphia Phillies* crush* all comers from New York and the vapid bunghole of Los Angeles - marching inevitably toward their *SECOND CONSECUTIVE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP* - well, that there is a cool-ass disease. Plus people do stuff for me now. I wonder if there is some way to keep this swine thingy around for a spell. Hmm.... BQB, A-A ps - Your team sucks, loser.