-----Original Message----- From: Imran Sarwar [mailto:imran@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Sent: 11 July 2002 10:22 To: kevin.lowe@xxxxxxxxxxxxx; Kevin Ng; Andy Burrows; John Lomax; Roy Fielding; Jason Allen; Eoin Colgan; Josh Taylor; Paul Atkinson Subject: FW: monkey A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. Whilst he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "Can I have an art Monkey please". The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and lead, handed it to the customer. "That will be £5,000" said the shopkeeper. The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred pounds. Why did that one cost so much?". The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can use 3DS MAX and MAYA- very fast, clean models, no mistakes, well worth the money". The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! £10,000 ! What does it do?". "Oh, that ones a programmer monkey; it can design particle systems, write code, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff", said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read £50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?". The shopkeeper looked up and replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a producer."